The worst lyrics, post your best examples (Part 2)

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by PaulKTF, Feb 2, 2019.

  1. monotone

    monotone I know noothing.

    Location:
    HEL/FIN
    Obsession is what I would rather call it.

    I may well be missing an attempt at humour, though. If so, fair enough. :)
     
  2. WhoAreYou

    WhoAreYou Soul Survivor

    Location:
    New York City
    I detected humor, albeit the sort of humor that comes from a person passionately pulling their hair about something that doesn’t really matter too much in the grand scheme of things
     
  3. WhoAreYou

    WhoAreYou Soul Survivor

    Location:
    New York City
    I’m 34, but being the obnoxious music snob I am is sort of like living in dog years, so I may as well have been born in the ‘60s.
     
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  4. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

    Location:
    U.S.
    Come-On-A-My House

    The first verse was cute “i’m a gonna give you candy”
    Then the rest of it is just stupid.
     
  5. drad dog

    drad dog A Listener

    Location:
    USA
    "Hey well
    I'm a friendly stranger in the black Sedan
    Won't you hop inside my car?
    I got pictures, got candy
    I'm a lovable man
    And I can take you to the nearest star"

    Vehicle by Chase

    Just heard this on the radio and noticed how out of step it was.

    The part about "Great God in Heaven you know I loooove you" always seemed vulgar to me, even at 11.
     
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  6. ibanez_ax

    ibanez_ax Forum Resident

    Almost as bad. At least there is no candy reference. Disclaimer-I love Cheap Trick

    "High Roller"

    Jump in my love car
    Don't have to go very far
    Just far enough to show you a thing or two
    I can really swing
    The best of everything
    And I want to have a thing with you

    High roller
    What I buy is mine
    And I always get the things that I choose
    My, my, my, such a high roller

    I know he's gone away and left you
    I'll take real good care of you

    I'm in the mood for love
    You're all I'm thinking of
    I'll make you feel alright when we're alone
    I can really swing
    The best of everything
    And I want to have a thing with you
     
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  7. Jimmy B.

    Jimmy B. Be yourself or don't bother. Anti-fascism.

    Location:
    .
    AC/DC - Let Me Put My Love Into You

    With my artillery
    I'll be guided in
    We'll be ridin'
    Given what you got to me

    Don't you struggle
    Don't you fight
    Don't you worry
    'Cause it's your turn tonight

    Let me put my love into you, babe
    Let me put my love on the line
    Let me put my love into you, babe
    Let me cut your cake with my knife
     
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  8. EndOfTheRainbow

    EndOfTheRainbow I Want To See the Bright Lights Tonight

    Location:
    Houston
    Has anyone mentioned Dave Barry's book yet ???
     
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  9. MEMark

    MEMark Forum Resident

    Location:
    Maine
    "If Coke is a mystery/Michael Jackson/History" -- U2 (Playboy Mansion)

    "Love love love love love
    Stand up, this is comedy
    The DNA lottery may have left you smart
    But can you stand up to beauty, dictator of the heart" -- U2 (Stand Up Comedy)

    I am talking U2 2 U!
     
  10. DMGuy

    DMGuy Forum Resident

    I agree with your opinion of the lyrics....but the song is by The Ides of March, not Chase (the 2 bands are very similar musically)
     
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  11. Galaga King

    Galaga King "Drive where the cops ain't"

    "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"
    Katy Perry, "Firework"

    Worst opening line ever?
     
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  12. samthesham

    samthesham Forum Resident

    Location:
    Moorhead MN
    Bob Dylan / Wiggle Wiggle...a song that consist of 167 words in the lyrics & 52 of those words are "wiggle"

    WTF was Bob (not)thinking?!?!
     
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  13. drad dog

    drad dog A Listener

    Location:
    USA
    My apologies. They are both in that Tom Jones hairy chested late 60s genre that deserves to be a thing much more than say yacht rock.
     
  14. DMGuy

    DMGuy Forum Resident

    The lead singer on that song “Vehicle” was also the lead singer for the band Survivor.
     
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  15. drad dog

    drad dog A Listener

    Location:
    USA
    Interesting. I just checked wiki. He was the leader but not the lead singer. Man you had me going. The register. I don't think Survivor is in my new genre.
     
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  16. DMGuy

    DMGuy Forum Resident

    Good call....I knew he started the band, and just assumed he sang.....not gonna lie, I like the Ides of March more than I like Survivor......despite the creepy lyrics to Vehicle.
     
  17. drad dog

    drad dog A Listener

    Location:
    USA
    Yeah I flagged out completely of that gen of pop rock. I just checked eye... as the only title I know by them. They seem a little like Journey. Ides and Chase seem in the BS&T mold.
     
  18. InStepWithTheStars

    InStepWithTheStars It's a miracle, let it alter you

    Location:
    North Carolina
    Steve Kilbey is one of my favorite lyricists, and I've recently been taken with his side project/album Isidore. It's an incredible album filled with lots of evocative imagery... but there's one lyric in particular that really sticks out like a sore thumb. Tell you what - I'll make up a list of my favorite lyrics from this album and stick that one in there... let's see if you can find it!

    On Temple Street, the ambulance advances through the teeming night
    So medical in red and white
    And at your feet, the servants bow and scrape, seeking gratitude
    As you adjust your altitude

    Why does it always have to rhyme?
    What a waste of time
    I don't seem to learn my lesson
    I dash my hopes and stop my blessing
    I'll admit, I hate confessing

    Someone on the shore who you can never make out
    Calls out your name and waves, it's not worth thinking about
    Down the slow and lazy café in the seaweed breeze
    Romeo has just been born, unaware of his destinies
    The buses and the camera vans have all assembled here
    They're waiting for the morning that has failed to appear
    And you're dreaming if you think they're gonna sink like that again
    I'm out here drowning for you in the hypodermic rain


    We come from the frozen sun, sons of the chosen one
    And if I should fill the vacuum, we cannot leave
    We must remain, against the hopelessness and pain
    To plant the seed to start again


    All in a day, forcing us, moving us, changing us, soothing us
    And in a way, playing a scene right up on the screen like it's
    Yesterday, 'cause yesterday's gone and it's better that way

    She only comes for the consolation
    Striding like a hag with comfort inside
    Spreading through the population
    Oh my God, baby, I'm so f**king tired
    These days of Gomorrah are a tribulation
    I buckle to the ground, stagger 'neath the weight
    Silent like a lamb in transmigration
    One of these days, we're gonna go straight


    It's somebody else now, and they are not you
    The difference just burns me, but that's nothing new
    The better I make it, the worse that I do
    And it's so ancient, but that's nothing new
    The truth was a lie and the ointment was glue
    I was found missing, but that's nothing new
    The music was liquid, somehow it slipped through
    It all escapes me, but that's nothing new to you


    The shattered blizzard forest conceals more than you've even dreamed
    Against our premonitions, we hide among the wintergreen
    The tiny little flints produce tiny little sparks in the wolverine dark


    Well I don't give a fat baby's d!ck
    About how your husband gets his kicks
    'Cause he sure ain't no Ben Affleck
    His treason... reasonable
     
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  19. drad dog

    drad dog A Listener

    Location:
    USA
    I looked at the Survivor wiki even deeper. There is a pretty interesting and fateful Chase connection:

    "Drummer Gary Smith and bassist Dennis Keith Johnson had both been members of Bill Chase's jazz-rock fusion band Chase; Peterik had worked with Chase in 1974. One of the other inspirations for Peterik's choice of the new band's name was his narrow escape from death when he was unable to make a guest appearance at a Chase concert scheduled for Jackson, Minnesota on August 9, 1974. He ended up not being on the plane that crashed, killing Bill Chase and most of his band.

    In 1978 the Jim Peterik Band had broken up and Jim was considering going back to singing and producing jingles. After several days of pleading with Peterik, road manager/sound man Rick Weigand persuaded him to meet with guitarist Frankie Sullivan (ex-Mariah). Within an hour of that first meeting, the band Survivor was born. Johnson and Smith were recruited and Peterik brought in singer Dave Bickler(ex-Jamestown Massacre), who had worked with Peterik in Chicago on commercial jingles sessions."

    He was a latter day Waylon Jennings.
     
  20. The Big Guy

    The Big Guy Forum Resident

    Location:
    Torrance, CA.
    "Rattlesnake" by Live. I actually like the song (the music and performance), but the lyrics are pretty dismal.
    To quote the song itself: "we're they always this lame."

    Let's go hang out in a mall, or a morgue
    A smorgasboard
    Let's go hang out in a church
    We'll go find lurch
    Then we'll haul ass down through the abbey
    Is it money, is it fame
    What's in a name, shame?
    Is it money, is it fame
    Or were they always this lame?
    It's a crazy, crazy mixed up town
    But it's the rattlesnake I fear
    In another place, in another time
    I'd be drivin' trucks my dear
    Deer
    Let's go hang out in a bar
    It's not too far
    We'll take my car
    We'll lay flowers at the grave of Jesco white
    The sinner's saint
    The rack is full and so are we
    Of laughing gas and ennui
    It's a crazy, crazy mixed up town
    But it's the rattlesnake I fear
    In another place, in another time
    I'd be drivin' trucks my dear
    I'd be skinning hunted dear
    Deer
    It's a crazy, crazy mixed up town
    But it's the rattlesnake I fear
    In another place, in another time
    I'd be drivin' trucks my dear
    I'd be skinning hunted dear
    Deer
     
  21. munjeet

    munjeet Forum Resident

    Location:
    Baltimore
    In spite of these lyrics, I find “On With The Show” by Motley Crue to be pretty enjoyable:

    “He was bad
    He was never good
    But one thing that he understood
    And she knew
    All those lies would come true”

    It probably helps that this is from the Too Fast For Love era, where raw punky energy outweighs a lot of lyrical sins.

    I mean, c’mon... “He was bad / he was NEVER GOOD”? That’s kinda inane, but the line afterward is just plain word salad.
     
  22. CrankSomeFrank

    CrankSomeFrank The eons are closing.

    Location:
    Lost In Iowa
    Led Zeppelin's entire output.
    :hide:
     
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  23. PaulKTF

    PaulKTF Senior Member Thread Starter

    Location:
    USA
    Wow! That's amazing! :)
     
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  24. All Down The Line

    All Down The Line The Under Asst East Coast White Label Promo Man

    Location:
    Australia
    Come on, what's wrong with often using words like Woman & Love?
     
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  25. Zack

    Zack Senior Member

    Location:
    Easton, MD
    You got a bustle in your hedgerow or something?
     
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