What if the Beatles were American

Sergeant Pepper would have been a tad different.

 

John would have had a psychedelic Cadillac.

 

They would have come from Eureka California



One salty nickname would be the Eu reak ians

 

They would have had Dextertops.

 

It wouldn't have worked? Part of the Beatles early charm was their love of R&B music and writers like Smokey Robinson. The American bands at that time couldn't have really delved, acknowledged or played with those facets due to the era.

 

They would’ve been drafted into the Vietnam War.

 

There wouldn’t have been all of that finger pointing that went on at Decca Records.

 

Last album would be called Abby Road...

 

No, it would have been called Abbie Hoffman...

 

They would have been the Rolling Stones.

 

They would not have needed to turn left at Greenland.

 

What if Keith Richards was from Borneo?

 

This quarantine is certainly taking its toll !