I get always get a kick out of reading terrible record reviews. Its a real opportunity for record critics to use their creative writing skills. I thought it would be fun if people could think of the worst quotes, or even find the actual reviews, and post them here for our amusement. Please, just post bad reviews, but try not to debate the merits of the bad reviews. My favorite bad review is for the McCartney album many (including me) claim as their favorite.